Emmy 1998 Presentation Transcript

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[APPLAUSE]

David Duchovny: Congratulations on the Emmy, Garry.

Gary Shandling: Thanks David, I Appreciate it.

David: How does it feel?

Garry: Huh?.

David: How does it feel?

Garry: How does it feel? Good. I feel good, I mean, I feel fat, but that has nothing to do with--

David: Really?

Garry:I feel unattractive lately. I don't know, I feel like-- I could use a little male support knowing that I'm still..it would be..you know-... [David pats Garry's rear end] What's that?

David: I'm just so captivated by you. [AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

Garry: Yeah, well,

David: And I'm a little upset because my favorite comedy show is going off the air.

Garry: Well, that's nice of you--

David: "SEINFELD".

Garry: Now, why did you do that....I mean....

David: Do what?

Garry: You know my show's going off this year.

David: I've never seen your show.

Garry: You were on it.

David: That doesn't mean I watch it.

Garry: Oh, man.

David: But I do remember feeling really good about my performance at the time.

Garry: Oh, well then I guess you didn't see it. So ah, could we just be, seriously, by the way, what are you up for this year?

David: Actually, I'm up for best actor?

Garry: We're out of time, we should really just do this.

David: Wow! I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

Garry: No, no its fine, lets just try to be professional and get through this.

David: Fine, fine [AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

[Garry announces the nominees]

Garry: By the way, the Emmys, of course were moved from Pasadena to Los Angeles this year, so David could be closer to his wife.

[APPLAUSE]

David: [Laughing] THE EMMY GOES TO THE "1997 TONY AWARDS."